Yet another weird ad for my novels

My phone lights up, split-screening the entire Joint Chiefs of Staff.  Their four-star chairman barks, “Kent!  Get Chuck Norris!  We need him for a mission!”  “Goddammit,” I grumble, slipping my dick back into my boxers.  “Was just about to start watching myfriendshotmom dot com.” “You can bust a load after you’ve saved the world!  Hell, […]

Yet another weird ad for my novels