Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)

Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha!  All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door […]

Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)

Sunshine in the Birch Woods

There’s been sunshine in the birch woods. Well, obviously there’s been sunshine everywhere, but it’s still so low that it doesn’t hit the garden much. It’s in the wild woods that it warms your face and makes long shadows between the trees. Blue Skies in the Birch Woods There’s even been clear skies. I love […]

Sunshine in the Birch Woods

The First Sprinkling of Snow

The first sprinkling of snow. And everything feels different. Light and colours are wintry now. Early mornings are dark and lit by the moon. Ice makes walking perilous. But the sun still shines. And the world feels sparkly and bright. Snowy Memories The weather is strongly reminding me of when I was first writing the […]

The First Sprinkling of Snow

Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)

Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha!  All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door […]

Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)

Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!

Check out my first venture into YA fantasy!  Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more.  After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion!  During his journey, he encounters a Wolven King and an Elerican Witch, the last Wayfarer, and a half-Elf Princess!  All this and more in […]

Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!

Small Flowers and Writing Affirmations

I am writing again. Finally. I didn’t need any encouragement – I’ve been champing at the bit waiting to be well enough – but I did feel a little nervous. What if my brain was rusty? What if this resulted in me writing bilge? Utter bilge. Bilge that my rusty brain thought was good? So […]

Small Flowers and Writing Affirmations

Yet another weird ad for my novels

“You really need me for this?” I ask nervously.  “Isn’t this between you and Neo?” “Come on.”  Trinity impatiently tugs at my sleeve.  “He’s stared so far up his metaphysical asshole, he’s completely lost touch with corporeal humanity.  All he says is ‘Whoa,’ while binge-watching Ancient Fucking Aliens.  I’m giving him an ultimatum:  I need […]

Yet another weird ad for my novels

Dunes and Trees and Intense Writing

Back in the dunes again. Below the big sky. Between intense writing sessions. The Intense Writing Near the end of Fouetté, there’s a moment when Aleks is going to speak to a troubled character who needs help and counselling. He assures Amalphia that he can do this. My editor made a comment there at the […]

Dunes and Trees and Intense Writing

Yet another weird ad for my novels

“I want you to teach me.”  Steven Seagal, in all his creepy-gross glory, is knocking out shirtless pushups right at my feet.  His thick-haired gut slops on the floor, making wet shlorpy noises with each halfass rep—it’s like his stomach is making out with the ground.  “You’re a professional Man Whore.  Teach me your ways.” […]

Yet another weird ad for my novels

NATIONAL WAITING FOR THE BARBARIANS DAY – November 4, 2023 – National Today

https://nationaltoday.com/national-waiting-for-the-barbarians-day/