
“Mark Zuckerberg???” I bolt up in bed. “What are YOU doing here?” “I’m an alien hybrid,” he replies. “Can’t you tell by my weird face and mechanical demeanor? Get ready to be abducted, you low-down Man Whore.” “No! NO!” I claw at my bed, trying to grab a post, but he freezes my body with […]
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